Modern Product Reviews Are Abysmal

I am tired of YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, “influencer” Product Reviews.

The incessant need to disclose whether there was financial incentive (there was) does not ‘influence’ my opinion of the Product in any way, shape, or form. And please stop with all the fluff, the specifications, the details, the price–NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

I am tired of the endless grift.

I do not care about HelloFresh.

ExpressVPN is not your favorite, Mr. Shapiro, and stop reading the marketing pitch from a teleprompter.

And trust me, G-Fuel, Sandcloud towels, and the online Stake gambling is NOT all it is cracked up to be.

Marketing and psychological manipulation tactics are separating YOU from YOUR MONEY at unprecedented rates. Do NOT subject yourself to this blasphemy.

The SOLE DECIDING FACTOR of a Product Review is:

Does this Product DELIVER a level of the following traits to solve, ease, or provide a tangible convenience, and does it perform exceptionally?

• Service
• Quality
• Enhancement
• Form
• Fit
• Function

Or maybe the Product fall short of its marketing, expectations, deliverables, claims, and 5-star reviews, where performance is either lacking or absent?

Retail Reviewers and Influencers alike review Products they do not understand, care for, spend time with, or genuinely support. Yet, they throw their name behind it.

Stop. Think. Breathe. Assess… And leave the professional work to me.

If I support or promote any Product, I unequivocally, unapologetically, and absolutely vetted the Product’s integrity to the point where it is worth your time to hear my opinion, since you may reap the same benefits or suffer the same trials and tribulations I experienced with said Product.

Reject The Narrative is officially launching a comprehensive video-review series analyzing Products in real-time; Raw, unfiltered, direct, and to the point, so you, as the consumer, have real-world scenarios to compare and contrast the actual, desired function of a Product.

As an aerospace consultant and auditor, dealing with defective product is a professional lifestyle.

I do not have ANY desire to deal with defective product in my personal life.

Thus is the rationale to start this series.

I have returned or claimed litany of Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) for defective, erroneous, plagued Products for far too long.

Here is the bottom line.

If your Product sucks, my exposé will live eternally on the internet, with goals to overshadow the fanatics and boot-lickers.

My objective is to restore faith, trust, honesty, and integrity in Product Reviews.

• Experiences shall be shared
• Emails and communications shall be public
• Customer Service shall be revealed
• Management shall be pressed for excellence

Suppliers will go through the rigorous process of unfucking their systems and processes so YOU have the confidence that YOUR new Product DELIVERS on its promises.

I do this because I have to, not because I want to.

I cannot digest these trash Product Reviews anymore.

Disrupt and Reformat.

Set a new Standard.

Shine a light.

Break free.

Excel.